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evilscientist3:

umm… pleased to bite you?

mangomybeloved:

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this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good

uncle-mojave:

humoristics:

People actually boarded flight 666 on Friday the 13th to HEL

Hel yeah

skovenshemmeligheder:

txttletale:

we should start doing ancient aliens conspiracies but for buildings that arent even that old or impressive

No humans could make an apartment this complex

h0nex:

manywinged:

swear to god i don’t mean this in a pretentious way but being in public in any kind of alt fashion really does feel like this sometimes

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op i hope you dont mind me adding to your post but sometimes it also feels like this:

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z0mbiefrank:

z0mbiefrank:

z0mbiefrank:

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

… much like something else i know of

Anonymous whispered:

Bumper sticker that says "I ATE THE BEST PUSSY OF MY LIFE AT THE OKLAHOMA RATTLESNAKE FESTIVAL"

sergle:

sergle:

hm. yeah I’ll post that

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evilwizard:

evilwizard:

*at the door to the selkie convention* good evening, ladies—allow me to take your coats

QUICK UPDATE: i am paying 182 alimony checks