umm… pleased to bite you?
this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good
we should start doing ancient aliens conspiracies but for buildings that arent even that old or impressive
No humans could make an apartment this complex
swear to god i don’t mean this in a pretentious way but being in public in any kind of alt fashion really does feel like this sometimes
op i hope you dont mind me adding to your post but sometimes it also feels like this:
remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate
he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there
… much like something else i know of
Bumper sticker that says "I ATE THE BEST PUSSY OF MY LIFE AT THE OKLAHOMA RATTLESNAKE FESTIVAL"
*at the door to the selkie convention* good evening, ladies—allow me to take your coats
QUICK UPDATE: i am paying 182 alimony checks











